Wednesday, October 19, 2005

So Sue Me.

Ok, so there really isn't any other place in the world where as far as I know, I have your undivided attention for my various rants, ravings and all round hysterical musings. Right. I'm not so morally divided that I won't continue to post just because I said I wouldn't - doing things that I thought I wouldn't is my specialty. (Cooking, cleaning, wearing salmon.) But there's just so much to talk about - God hating the Florida Keys and New Orleans and sending another hurricane, cops hating a 64 year old man and battering him like a hurricane, Valerie Plame vs. Carl Rove vs. Judith Miller in the greatest back yard barbeque cream corn wrestling fight in history, a silly man named Scooter Libby (really - doesn't it sound like a napkin brand? Or a type of pickles?), the Sunnis and the Shiites hitting the fan in the Middle East, earthquakes and armageddon - really, if the world is ending, I want to put my brand of spin on it. So here is comes. Poshlust 2.0 - live and uncensored. It'll be better than Bill O'Reilly and Andrea Mackris in the Carribbean.

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