Oh my god. The bugs.. the bugs are out. I look like I have some strange tropical lumpy disease, and they don't care about Deet. In fact, I'm pretty sure that they just see it as a drink with their meal. I seriously consider on a daily .. hourly.. basis, how exactly I could maim myself and make it look like enough of an accident that they might let me go home. I am so exhausted. I want to be a waitress. I will work at Safeway. Just as long as there are no bugs, bears, snakes, or trees. I hate trees.
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Are you going to be okay?
Listen: something that works is smoke. I'm not sure if you can do anything with that. Probably not.
Failing that, and this only works if you really don't care what you look like, is mud. Get caked on with mud. It will stop the majority of the bugs, but the only way it works is you gotta give up caring about your appearance.
Other than that, I don't know what you can get ahold of, but smart money is a combo of Deet and 'Skin-So-Soft'. Believe it or not.
Hey, try to hang in there. I'll try to find the ingredients in SSS and see if there isn't something you can use.
Oh; the outfit from previous is certainly outback/hippie stylish, but you're going to need to wear more clothing, and make that clothing much looser. Just a thought.
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