Slo Motion Me

As Ian knows well, I live my life in Slo Motion. Even if everyone else is moving regular speed, I tend to flip my hair and bat my lashes and swing my hips.. in slo-mo. Usually to the beat of Air's "Playground Love". But today.. today it's amillion times worse. I can't even seem to pick up my feet and shuffle fast enough to be slo mo. I'm not sure WHATS wrong. *sigh*