Ah, North Korea. You know they're replaying the CNN expose on you right now? Clips of "Team America" with your dear leader made a mockery of? They aren't even sure it was a real nuclear test.. maybe a "fizzle" or a dud. (Both, according to the news, highly technical terms.) Fizzle? That's gotta sting.
Regardless, word on the street is that they're going to sanction you. *Sigh* All those bicycles that China was going to send you? Not anymore. But you don't fear the paper tiger of the U.N., do you Dear Leader? So they take away your bicycles, then stop with the foreign aid for a little bit. All you have to do is allow a few shots of starving children to leak out, and the bleeding hearts will all be there, demanding aid be restored, fizzle or not.
Or, you could always pose that white elephant looming question. Why does the U.S. get to have nuclear weapons, and North Korea doesn't? Because their leader is mentally unstable and a little crazy? (That statement is left deliberately ambiguous.)
So fizzle away Dear Leader. What can they do now they've taken your bicycles? Economic sanctions just aren't what they were in the good 'ol days.
Regardless, word on the street is that they're going to sanction you. *Sigh* All those bicycles that China was going to send you? Not anymore. But you don't fear the paper tiger of the U.N., do you Dear Leader? So they take away your bicycles, then stop with the foreign aid for a little bit. All you have to do is allow a few shots of starving children to leak out, and the bleeding hearts will all be there, demanding aid be restored, fizzle or not.
Or, you could always pose that white elephant looming question. Why does the U.S. get to have nuclear weapons, and North Korea doesn't? Because their leader is mentally unstable and a little crazy? (That statement is left deliberately ambiguous.)
So fizzle away Dear Leader. What can they do now they've taken your bicycles? Economic sanctions just aren't what they were in the good 'ol days.
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