I decided, due to certain financial constraints and whatnot (see: poverty) that I need to get a job. Being a proactive and resourceful young woman, I employed my schools Job's Listing Board to do the work for me. Just plunk in your preference (full-time vs. part-time) your major, and voila - jobs tailored just for you.
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm altruistic, and I look at jobs that, all salary barred, I would like to do just to experience. The way that these postings are laid out, the salary is at the bottom (the first thing that matters, the last they post..) so it helps with the pathetic altruism.
So I hit upon two particular jobs - one as an aide in the mental health ward at the local hospital, one as a city councillor's aide...(the joke is there to be written). They're both very appealing - good hours, interesting work, networking capabilities, possible summer jobs.
Councillors Aide pays 15$ an hour.
Mental Health Aide gets one free beverage voucher per shift.
Right.
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm altruistic, and I look at jobs that, all salary barred, I would like to do just to experience. The way that these postings are laid out, the salary is at the bottom (the first thing that matters, the last they post..) so it helps with the pathetic altruism.
So I hit upon two particular jobs - one as an aide in the mental health ward at the local hospital, one as a city councillor's aide...(the joke is there to be written). They're both very appealing - good hours, interesting work, networking capabilities, possible summer jobs.
Councillors Aide pays 15$ an hour.
Mental Health Aide gets one free beverage voucher per shift.
Right.
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