Lusticon #4

Merked (v.) - Drawn from my sisters lingo, and subsequently looked up on Urban Dictionary ('cause that 7 year gap sometimes is a bigger leap than I think). The total and undeniable beatdown of a person via trashtalk. Synonyms - Burn, faced, owned. Sample Usage: "Damn, you got merked."

Examitis (n.) - A group of symptoms, not limited to, but definately including - stress zits, stiff pen fingers. Usually attempted to be cured via caffeine, the only real cure so far proving to be Jaegermeister. Sample Usage: "That night out drinking Jaeger really cleared up my examitis, but I have a feeling it will flare up again around finals."

cocainesahulluvadrugasaurus (n, sci.) - The species of celebrities that will, with cockroaches and twinkies, survive the nuclear holocaust, as they have already survived the ice age. Ex - Tom Waits, Keith Richards, Gary Busey.

Vaguyna (n.) - the vestigal organ wherein male sympathy is kept, more developed in ladyboys. (see further definition of Ladyboy in Amy Winehouses' song "Stronger than Me") Increases crying at AT&T commercials, sympathy cramps and dislike of women prettier than you. Sample usage: "Are you seriously crying because I forgot to call you? Is your vaguyna acting up?"

Cabistan (n.geog.) - The vague country wherein most cab drivers orginate, usually ending in -stan, (see: Kurdistan, Pakistan.. ) When in doubt of origin, cabistan may be used. Sample Usage: "My cab driver is from Cabistan, and unfortunately, I don't speak Cabistani"