Monday, March 05, 2007

Nipples, the Bodies Special Ed Class.

The seasonably chilly weather as of late that has left me directing the masses to the beach has given me pause to contemplate the ridiculous nature of nipples. What other body part responds equally to cold and arousal? Thats kind of like me finding both Christopher Walken and Denzel Washington attractive. How strikingly inefficient. Which is not what I said when I almost lost one to my hoodie zipper.

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