This Is the Only Picture That Was Taken. And My Pee Smells Like Pilsner.

Andrea: That was a pretty awesome night. Does your head still hurt?
Jared: When did I say my head hurt?
Andrea: This morning.
Jared: I only wanted to be like you.
Andrea: This is the only picture that we have from last night. Jared: And it looks like it says "meat" on our t-shirts.
Andrea: But it really says "Team Irish"
Jared: Yeah. I hope everyone knows that this was taken at the end of the night, after many many beers.
Andrea: I'm sure they understand.
Jared: Hey, you completed one of your life goals last night!
Andrea: I've never wanted to drink a whole case of pilsner!
Jared: No! When we were jamming in the garage and I was playing the drums and Richard was on base and Sjord on guitar, YOU SANG!
Andrea: Into a microphone.
Jared: Into a microphone!
Andrea: I think that the Pilsner might have had something to do with that.
Jared: Maybe.
Andrea: It was a really great night.
Jared: My head hurts.