Letter To A Good Girlfriend-

Dear Girlfriend -

Thank-you for being such a great girl last Friday night. Honestly, I'm not really sure why I thought that it was such a good idea to show up in time for dollar doubles, or why I thought it might be a super idea to drink 12 of them in a row, while attempting to dance to ACDC.. on the floor. Which, while super comfortable, made my jeans kinda sticky, and also made it really easy to fall asleep.

And hey, thanks for making the executive decision NOT to let me get a tacky butterfly spray painted on my back/butt, and instead steering me towards a far less tacky barcode, despite my protestations and attempted bribes. More so, way to go for deciding NOT to let us eat donairs in the car. I vaguely remember getting a free cup of donair sauce and spilling it, and then.. um.. still eating it. (I'm sorry for then getting it all over your car in big sticky donair hands.. and.. um.. I'm pretty sure all over you.)

Thanks for getting me to bed, albeit with donair sauce and makeup still on, one sock and an earring half in my mouth. And thanks for laughing out loud at me the next day. It made the fact that I'm pretty sure I tried to make love to your Honda a lot easier to bear. P.S. uh.. I owe you.

Love -
Ms. P.