Monday, January 08, 2007

Lusticon 5th Edition

Flabalanche n. - The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it casing comes cascading down. usage- "i couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me- until she pulled off her dress. Once i saw the flabalanche, it all made sense."

Cuddle hustle n. - An age-old manploy in which a woman agrees to spend the night with the assurance that the guy is absoulutely not interested in having sex. usage -"she stayed over at my place cause we were both tired and drunk, but once i got my cuddle hustle on, we were going at it in no time."

Starchitecht n. - a variety of architect that relies almost solely on the concrete/exposed beams/ huge windows look, very plain and monk-ish. Common in lofts etc. usage - "My starchitect refuses to use any other color than grey."

(Thanks to T. for his amazing contributions, no doubt inspired by the Globe!)

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