The chances of getting Sadam Hussein on Ricky Lake are relatively slim. But, we have something better. A group of young men who guarded Sadam are now speaking with CNN in regards to their experiences. And oh lord, it’s a right laugh.
For instance, the young man who was so well bred that he almost said “Pleased to meet you” upon Sadam introducing himself.. when (and I quote) “My inner monologue had just kicked in, and now, I was like, Geez, you’re not pleased to meet him, he’s a dictator!” No word of a lie, this is on CNN.
My particular favourite was when they were speaking about Sadam’s favourite foods. Apparently, though his mind is on the loop, his bowels are regular with his daily requested cereal – Raisin Bran. #1 Choice Among Colorectal Surgeons and Dictators alike! 2 Scoops of Infidels in Every Box!
Like two children, these marines spoke in awe of the dictators penchant for Doritos. They would give him a “huge family sized bag” and “in ten minutes, it would be like… gone.” In a single sitting, they gasped! Yes, millions of Kurds and Shi'ites.. but a family sized bag of Doritos?
Pleased to meet you Sadam. Nice to see your other side.
For instance, the young man who was so well bred that he almost said “Pleased to meet you” upon Sadam introducing himself.. when (and I quote) “My inner monologue had just kicked in, and now, I was like, Geez, you’re not pleased to meet him, he’s a dictator!” No word of a lie, this is on CNN.
My particular favourite was when they were speaking about Sadam’s favourite foods. Apparently, though his mind is on the loop, his bowels are regular with his daily requested cereal – Raisin Bran. #1 Choice Among Colorectal Surgeons and Dictators alike! 2 Scoops of Infidels in Every Box!
Like two children, these marines spoke in awe of the dictators penchant for Doritos. They would give him a “huge family sized bag” and “in ten minutes, it would be like… gone.” In a single sitting, they gasped! Yes, millions of Kurds and Shi'ites.. but a family sized bag of Doritos?
Pleased to meet you Sadam. Nice to see your other side.
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