Friday, March 31, 2006

Three Amigos Go Wild

Bush, Vicente and Harper go to Cancun... It's actually not a joke. Though it was funny.

In a two day summit to discuss immigration (Bush and Vicente) and NAFTA (Bush and Harper), I've seen Harper in one, plain, greyish suit..ish.. thing. Vicente, scallywag that he is, wore a great loose white shirt and a snazy hat, Bush followed close second, trying to emmulate the cool look with a skin tight white shirt, looking a little pink, somewhat like a German in Thailand. Harper? Harper walks the beach in a suit, stuffy and.. grey. Literally, he doesn't get pink or flushed or tanned.. he looks grey. Like dirty slush. But not as exciting.

Bush and Vicente are talking over the bill that will give 10 million illegal aliens (the new un-pc 4 letter word) legal status.. as long as they don't get any advantages over those who entered the US legally. Um.. like legal status despite entering illegally?? Wouldn't that kind of be, I don't know.. an advantage? If you get the same ends no matter which way you get there, in the trunk of a car or economy flights, which are basically the same, then why wouldn't you save the money and indigestion on plane food and make a run for the Minute Men?

On the Northern border (that would be us) they're not so much concerned about Canadians making a run for the American Dream (I think we have better apple pie here anyways) but more about the forest closing in. And not in a Hamlet way. Our softwood lumber is creating a beaver dam at the border, piling up and rotting away because it's too cheap for the Americans. NAFTA says they have to let the lumber in, Bush says... Get a better suit?

Do you think Snoop Dogg will make a video of this?

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